Saturday, August 18, 2012


Right now, it's 12:48 am early Sunday morning. Outside of my living room window, I can see three high rise hotels and casinos and I can smell the ocean whenever I stick my head out of the window. My apartment is bare save for a writing desk with my laptop on it, a floor length lamp and a few clothes scattered on the floor left by my children and my neice. No beds. No furniture. No television. Just my family. This has been a long time coming for us. I finally got away from a city I have hated for most of my life and I now have a new apartment less than twenty minutes walking distance from the beach. I finally feel settled and content. This is where everything begins for me.


-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...

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yet, I gotta lotta wanna mo wacky,
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Looky at our tantalizing maxims:

But, seriously, folks, as I stand-up
here on this Great Stage of our lifelong demise
(only 66ish feet across and 1-outta-1 croaks),
what's the MOST important objective in your
finite existence, dear? I certainly know what mine is:

Hope2God this provides some knowledge
on your everlasting, spiritual journey;
I may see you again Upstairs... maybe not...
depending on how well WE mortals have fulfilled
our voyage to the Great Beyond by 1) loving God
and 2) loving our neighbor to the best of our ability.

Why else does a moth fly FROM the night
than to a bold, attractive candle Light??
Don’t let His extravagant Brilliance be extinguished.
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“Faith, hope, and love,
the greatest of these is love –
jump into faith…
and you’ll VitSee with love”
Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe (what I write);
God believes in you.

Meet me Upstairs, girl, where the Son never goes down
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PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”
-our Lord Jesus to Saint Gertrude